The MonkeySphere

I have discovered a theory that explains the whole entire world society as we know it:

What do monkeys have to do with war, oppression, crime, racism and even e-mail spam?

You'll see that all of the random ass-headed cruelty of the world will suddenly make perfect sense once we go...

Twelve Steps to Total Enlightenment

What the hell is this about?

According to the research and this brilliantly snarky and intelligent article, we are physically incapable of thinking of people as people in numbers higher than about 150. We just can't manage it. And this explains, well, everything. Religious wars. War in general. Hating on government/corporations/countries because they are anonymous blobs of people.

So unless I know you, screw you - you're outside my monkeysphere! Go monkey around elsewhere!*



*Not really. I am supremely grateful to your monkeyness for reading my monkey blog. :)